On the House speaker, alluding to his seemingly ever-present tan: “These days, House Republicans give John Boehner a harder time than they give me, which means orange really is the new black.”
On unemployment benefits: “If you want to get paid while not working, you should have to run for Congress just like everyone else.”
McHale's best jokes:
On Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “It’s geniune thrill to be here in Washington, D.C., the city that started the whole crack-smoking mayor craze.”
On a third President Bush: “Jeb Bush says he’s thinking about running. Wow, another Bush might be in the White House. Is it already time for our every-10-years surprise for Iraq?”
On Obamacare: “Over 8 million people have signed up for Obamacare, which sounds impressive, until you realize that Ashley Tisdale has 12 million Twitter followers.”
On Canadian expat celebrities: “Between Rob Ford, Justin Bieber and Ted Cruz, you just want to tell Canada, ‘Hey, relax. We already have a Florida.’”
On unemployment benefits: “If you want to get paid while not working, you should have to run for Congress just like everyone else.”
McHale's best jokes:
On Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: “It’s geniune thrill to be here in Washington, D.C., the city that started the whole crack-smoking mayor craze.”
On a third President Bush: “Jeb Bush says he’s thinking about running. Wow, another Bush might be in the White House. Is it already time for our every-10-years surprise for Iraq?”
On Obamacare: “Over 8 million people have signed up for Obamacare, which sounds impressive, until you realize that Ashley Tisdale has 12 million Twitter followers.”
On Canadian expat celebrities: “Between Rob Ford, Justin Bieber and Ted Cruz, you just want to tell Canada, ‘Hey, relax. We already have a Florida.’”
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